Friday, 5 July 2013

Replacement politician

The monkeys of Jukistopia have been taught to think, lie, steal and even play politics. Yet all they require as payment is bananas and pumpkins.

Once they are taught to cheat on their husbands and wives, Jukistopia will make a huge saving on their MPs salaries.

Thursday, 4 July 2013

Man Dela Interment

In Jukistopia people fight over the burial place only once someone is dead. That is when relatives of all shades come out of the woods to claim that the departed directed them to inter his remains in a certain way and place.

Down south, in the land of that great man Shaka, the family of Man Dela also called Man Diba wa Winnie something different is happening. The family is feuding over where to bury him while he is still breathing.