Friday, 6 May 2016

Piece of the Pie

In Kisii, (Kisii in Thika not Abagusii), a man has inspired his followers to earnestly wait for their pie in sky while he gets his right here and theirs too.

Having read Ephesians 4:10 twice, and after conversing with “the one who ascended”, he concluded that the saints needed more than just apostles, prophets, evangelists, shepherds and teachers a.k.a five-fold-ministry. He appointed himself Chief Apostle. From then on the trappings and blessing of being a Super Apostle started flowing.

Such are his revelations that he has inventively interpreted a number of biblical verses including the following
Eph 4:17 you must no longer walk as the Gentiles do (but walk in such a style or manner as the super apostle will demonstrate)
Avoid adultery – Marry someone elses wife or husband for the weekend, or week or two.
Ephesians 5:11 Take no part in the unfruitful works of darkness. No participating in family gatherings
2 cor 6:14 don’t be yoked with unbelievers – No chamas with non-members of B.of.C.F.I (Body of Christ Fellowship International)
1 Corinthians 14:34 Women should remain silent in the church – but they can sing and dance to the delight of the prophets and apostles.
Ephe 5:9 children of light don’t play with children of darkness in school

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